I had two weird dreams. One was about this big priest that was painted like a koi fish. People would apparently write their prayers in the form of intricate patterns on his belly. At some point in the dream, he was vaguely asking me about some Mario game. Based on the choices ("Baby Mario or Cranky Kong?"), I can only surmise he was talking about Mario Super Sluggers. The last part of the dream was him asking for help with the koi paint on his back.
The second was more simple: I was chasing a white tarantula around the house with pink and light blue spots. I wanted to take a picture then release it, but it was a bit irate. Somethings to note: the tarantula occasionally glowed, leaving a spotlight with its face sometimes, and its abdomen sometimes took the form of a plastic baby. Also there was a weird GBA attachment to my phone's camera.
I had a weird dream about a Xenoblade. Basically, it was in Atlantis, and had SOMETHING to do with Spongebob, even though the cast rarely appeared in the dream; both King Neptunes were there (and implied to be together. And have a neat royal Seadra). Anyhoo... the Xenoblade sequel involved Shulk and co. fighting off Metal Face and his monsters, not Mechon-related at all. Metal Face got a redesign where his face was more human-like (not his face, though). He had an uppercut called Deep Darkness, and another move where he rubs his target on his face until they're sick. I couldn't bear to look, but it was poor Reyn. Before the move Metal Face yelled "How DARE you burp in my face?!". After that fight, Melia gets kidnapped by a flying monster, but Shulk and co. fly after her, until she suddenly drops to... the Neptunes' front door, by these fluffy, reddish, clown-like frog people. I can't really remember their name, but when Melia landed, she said "Thank goodness for the (insert frog people name)!" The Neptunian Seadra appears, with a Pokedex entry explaining that when it evolved, a crown fused into its head. It also had a trumpet. This all ends with an interruption by a rerun of a Gumball episode about Spongebob.
Forgot to mention two highlights from the beginning: One, Vinny was apparently playing this, and at some point, before the Atlantis part, the party was running in a circle, dashing to the music.Two, in Atlantis, before the fight, there's a moment where the party sits down on some benches by a fountain. Playing as Melia, the player could sit next to anyone to trigger dialogue, guessing by the speech bubbles above the party's heads. She sits next to Riki, says "Kitty...", and pets his head. Riki is not amused, and says... something oddly violent? I can't remember clearly what he said.
Remembered one more, small thing: When Melia was dropped off with the frog people, she was suffering some weird darkness damage.
Had a weird dream again. The second half was the most interesting; it was an isometric game, in a mix between claymation and 2D, about cubes running from a house god, I guess? At first, the controlled character was some bird, but then became the Orange Cube. He was an important character because, paraphrasing from the Blue Cube, he could talk to gods and was not a complete jerk. The only other cast member I saw, there was a Yellow Cube that never showed up, was the Red Cube. He was about to be dissected in a cutscene and was panicking. The level before I stopped playing the game was a music level of sorts? It was all clay, save for the god chasing Orange. It was a house god; think of The Farm from Adventure Time almost. They were gorgeously animated.
I think in the end, the game was implied to be related to Crash Bandicoot?cuz Aku Aku appeared in plastic invitation form, for some reason.
Had two dreams cuz I fell asleep twice. First dream's hard to remember, other than the fact that there were guinea pigs dwelling in a hole in a corner of my room. I was alternating between petting and shoving one guinea pig.
Second dream was a bit more lucid. And about FLOATING AROUND! I love those dreams.
The layout looked like an amalgamation of the two college campuses I used to attend. The dream was just me showing of my ability to float to others. Also, I was playing Rhythm Heaven at some point, and at the end there was something about getting two digested pieces of an orb (referred to as an Attack Orb) together before Garfield drives off. Garfield was weirdly sinister this time around. For some reason, the orb pieces, when digested, are shaped like people? Anyhoo, the end is when they were about to fuse.
Also, a shiny Buneary appeared in my dream. It was pink with green puffs. And weirdly enough, there was a document about an unreleased alternate shiny for Umbreon, but the picture wasn't clear. It's a li'l weird when Pokemon appear in my dreams.
Also, had another Spongebob dream. This time, it was a retelling of the first episode, spanning a whole in-show day. Not much else I can say, except there's a scene where anchovies are in Spongebob's house, and he makes them a BLT that they find unsatisfying. Then there was weird NES/GBC Looney Tunes character eye-laser antics. Seriously, the Looney Tunes themselves kept blasting each other with rays. The dream ends with a pencil test of Baloo, Pooh, and Sonic talking about people that call eggplants pigs. Pooh called it a pig, Baloo agrees that some people do call them pigs, and Sonic's not having any of it.
My recent dream was playing a weird version of Pokemon where you could fuse Pokemon. Apparently, I kept fusing Treecko to others cuz it was very common. The main thing I remember was this weird Pokemon that was sorta like the Mareep line except Grass (the "Ampharos" was Grass/Dragon), but according to the game, it was its own line entirely. I absolutely loved them in the dream, and I think I ended the dream chasing the middle stage.
There's... not a lot to report dreamwise, today. I dreamt of two games, the first was some Digimon game, I think? Not much there besides a FlameArmadillomon, which sounds cooler than it actually appeared ingame; just an Armadillomon on fire. The other was an action RPG, and there were five dragons. They looked rad.
I just dreamt I had a baby kaiju in my house. It was a stumpy yellow dino (sorta Godzilla-ish) with wings. It wanted to play checkers, so I played for a bit with it. My family said I couldn't really keep it, so I had to pawn him off to a carnival in town. I felt really guilty, so me and my aunt, on foot, tried to race the truck holding the baby kaiju. We ran through a mall where A) I attempt and fail to parkour over some people, and B) I take the wrong escalator into a painting exhibit. Outside the mall, crossing the street through the candyland of the carnival, I make it to the pens, where this one guy is politely trying to calm the baby kaiju. I suddenly yell out "Baby Yangiras!" and run towards him. I dunno how I knew his name, but we were reunited again. The carnival owner asks me some questions about Baby Yangiras, while the handler looks up the adult version of Yangiras, to no avail. We walk out, through the candyland, this time with a 2D animated song and dance.
Suddenly, I'm home again, and I decide to pelt the carnival with golfballs. I suddenly go through a final dungeon of an RPG to build it. It's an invisible-floor puzzle, and Peppa Pig was in the party; I explicitly remember Peppa due to Raocow, in the dream, saying her design was weird for a pig. After the floors were visible, the party had to become 2D shadow fish and swim on the floor. At the end, there was a claymation worm, pink with red, blue, and yellow strands of hair, wrapped up in a clay tube that we had to go through to complete the quest. At first, we try walking into its mouth, but it spits us out. Then, we deduce that we must reverse the worm and enter rearways. That does not work either. The solution, if I remember correctly, was cutting the worm in half and bending the tube to form the golfball cannon. I remember the worm's butt half being the place to hold golfballs before igniting and the tube being the chassis. So somehow I'm at the mall's exit instantaneously, and I only have three golfballs. I ignite the cannon, and the first golfball screams through the air like a Rabbid, hitting a water tower. The second one fails and lands in the street. My mom goes to pick that one up. I woke up just before I got to launch the third one.
For some weird reason, I dreamt that I was watching Evangelion, except there were Digimon involved (including a hybrid of 001 and Monochromon), and apparently the version I was watching ended with some weird upbeat sitcom-y tune that ended with some guy shouting something along the lines of "SAVIN' THE HIGHLANDS".
I only remember the second half of this dream, which took place in some sorta campus. Two construction workers were trapped in an elevator, and were being questioned. One of them claimed that he was about to die, but there was a lot of evidence stacked against him, hinting that he might've did it? Once we got past whatever chemical was apparently injected in locked airtight elevators to prevent suffocation (opsco-something-id), we were about to get into the topic of how he swapped his leg with the other worker...
Then the Care Bears showed up.
Apparently, someone kept shooting down their ship, so they built several other ones and had to choose? I had no clue whether or not to partake in ship choosing, so I just float for a little bit. Some lady passed by, so I said something like, "hey look I'm floating", but she only gave a light applause and said "wow, neat." After that, a ship was selected: a train-shaped one. There was also one made of a house, one that's pretty much a tower, a viney one, etc. An onlooker mentioned that the Care Bears were looking for a less flashy ship, but a train ship still seemed kinda flashy. I find a chair and prepare for the animated sequence that occurred; every single thing happened in the indoor campus. The sequence of the ship flying around started, and as well animated and old-school sparkly as it was, I got more distracted by the music, which seemed nostalgic and familiar. During the chorus, I hum the original song (I didn't know the lyrics; they were in Japanese) and realize it was an altered version of that one (and the sequence the original was in was also that sparkly, too)! I tell the onlooker about it, and how I barely know the anime where that sequence was from, having only known that.* The end of the ship sequence had a penguin and fox plushie sliding off the moon, and eventually flopped onto a chair behind me, thus pushing the reference even further
I dreamt about some interesting caterpillars. At first they were bluish and stumpy, but as they got older, they grew longer, greener, and developed a funny stretchy arm for slowly swatting at stuff. A caterpillar bumped into its younger sibling and scooped it up. At first I thought it would pummel the sibling, but it just... caressed it gently and carried it around, constantly petting it. It was cute.
Dreamt about a Mario game. The main focus was this one level (which was apparently a remake, according to the dream) that had a lot of Yoshis on vehicles like submarines, hang gliders, planes, etc. You had to jump on the vehicles to stack them and make traversing the level easier. There were also treasure chests with coffee inside, but they were always spilled. I tried to figure out if it was because I had my 3DS (maybe it was gyro based?) tilted, but the dream ended before I could get results. The one thing that stuck out to me was the actual rideable Yoshi; whenever he stuck his tongue out, it always tilted towards enemies.
I dreamt about putting Twinkies in the oven to get them crispy. Also in the dream, some lady kept stealing one of my two carts when I was grocery shopping.
Had a dream with an odd ending section at some sorta in-a-school dinner party. Jerma was involved, somehow. I do not know if I even watched enough Jerma for him to get into my subconscious, but there he was! He was at a dinner table, saying... something to redirect Twitch Chat's attention from his pecs, for whatever reason? I tried to say something, but he lifted me from my neck like one would a cat and moved me to a different table. There also was a weird joke involving a priest being a librarian, but I can't recall.
The only thing I'll say about my dream is it ended with an extended version of Do The Mario. The new part was Mario holding out his hand and saying "MAKE DA FIYAH NOISES! SHPLASHPLASHPLASHPLASHPLASHPLA SHPLA SHPLA" and then the crowd made the fiyah noises, too.
There's no other onomatopoeia for that noise, by the way. He really said "shpla" rhythmically.
I can hardly recall much of my dream besides being in Virginia Beach again and me singing "MY LOWER DECK IS KILLING ME" to leave an embarrassing situation
One of the dreams I had was about Arceus breaking into a home to tell Finn from Adventure Time some weird universe stuff. Me and some other people ran upstairs and shut the door. Arceus could talk through phones, however, and gave us missions for some reason. My mission was helping a child relive their last happy memories or something like that. During my mission, I thought about the themes of the dream, for some reason. Needless to say, the themes were heavy and very on the nose. Also, this dream somehow took place in the 90s.
Also forgot to mention, during this, we're just crossing a sea of cartoony monsters begging to be defeated. I kinda don't wanna go into details about that, though, other than the fact that we had to slow them down to read their text and a rainbow-decaled bear appeared in the background.
The other dream was about my mom having too many dogs before it became a weird Sawk vs. Throh fight.
Had a dream my family was into some show called "Wood Fantasy". They kept saying was a sequel/spinoff to Class of 3000 with a higher age rating. Looked like a weird cross of A:TLA and Class of 3000; particularly the style was very Class of 3000. The main character was a woman named "Cloudy" who was very similar to Sunny Bridges. This was very intentional, and my mom was giddy about this. I can't remember much else besides looking through the show's huge art pamphlet near the end.
Had a weird dream that I was playing some amalgam of Super Mario Sunshine and Galaxy 2. First, I was watching an attempt at a speedrun glitch in Sirena Beach involving Mario phasing through the pavement. Luigi might've been involved somehow. After that, Luigi had to platform to the top of the hotel from the outside, using some exploits with the Cloud powerup. Besides a faulty light switch, I can't really remember what happened in between that and the next scene, the credits. A little gray character was at a photo shoot, with a cranish person photographer and two aliens, and he was REALLY eager to do his "scary face". He attempts it several times and fails frequently. Apparently I already knew the scary face existed, as I looked it up, but I never saw it. The screen starts freezing up a little. Nope, no scary face. The scene ends and... SCARY FACE!!! Pop'n outta the TV. Now, the scene beforehand was in 2D, but this guy's scary form was in 3D. He was big, yellow, gooey and his eyes were glitchy with a hand sticking out of one of them... and holding a gun!!! The aliens brag, something along the lines of "Of course WE broadcasted the whole thing on television". Turns out, scary blob guy had become real and he infiltrated a school. He could goopify other things and drag them down to... somewhere. I think he ate them. He could also leave his entrails as a trap. I think I left the school after a brief investigation; yeah, he was still in the school, but I think everyone was just... aware, so I left?
Dreamt about some new Smash mode that got dropped outta nowhere. It was in beta testing, and they wanted people to try it out early to gauge interests and whatnot. It was called "Swap Mode", sometimes alternating with "Exhibition Mode", and it was pretty much Assist Trophy models (plus extras) on fighter rigs. The first thing I do is Toad vs Waluigi. Toad is a Ness clone and Waluigi is Luigi. For some reason, Toad's version of PK Fire involved landmines erupting fire after a while.
Other characters included Birdo, Clawgrip (maybe?), Red Wart, Asura from Asura's Wrath, various Pokemon, some youkai I was unfamiliar with (though they did have a song dedicated to chanting their name ominously, and I accidentally synced up with it on the selection menu).
Oh yeah, there was a buncha trophies from a game series I didn't recognize about some dragons. It was called "Domolo", after the main character, who could probably harness the elements? There was also an earth dragon (dunno their name) and two other dragons named Long and Wide.
Just woke up from a nightmare where everyone tried to kill me cuz a streamer got annoyed with me cuz I wouldn't stop gushing over FreakyForms, specifically the fact that they used remixes from the game in their intro video and was playing a (non-existant) mobile version of it that seemed to run a bit better and had new stuff despite "being smaller". Strange thing is I wasn't typing in chat, but physically talking to people, but then they physically showed up and started yelling at me - even said my real name out loud, threatening to beat me up, holding a ruler and stuff. I was so confused and scared, pretty much bawlin' and trying to stop the situation. Somehow, it all culminated in them convincing everyone else in the building that I was some kinda phobic and to beat me up, so I fled the building, skydiving down staircases cuz the air resistance was weirdly high. Somewhere in the middle of this, "beat me up" escalated to "kill". The closest I got to dying was when someone approached me with a knife, which I took. I throw the knife person into a deep mud puddle and as I ran away, they became a muddy pangolin and ran off.
I think my brain just tried to shame me for my obsession with FreakyForms.
Had a dream that I was in a lobby, calling my mom to pick me up from school, but the phone was somehow tool big/complicated to use. There was also a lot of stuff that distracted me too, like two kids running from the guard... megafauna (dog-like, but taller than the building) next door, and some child that really wanted me to draw a mogwai. By the time I finally call her, a line had started, and the weather got worse outside. Because of that, I couldn't hear her well, and the storm became a severe whirlwind. I run to the hallways, but the power's out, and the whirlwind's seeping through the entire building, strong enough to send me flying and nearly rip the building apart. I brace for the end.
I had a dream about picking up and throwing away my dogs poo from my neighbor's lawn, letting some jogger mega-twerk to Namida Ga Afureta, floating back home, watching some weird tiger-based awards show at a public theater without a shirt because "[my shirt] was too cold", and playing a weird amalgam of SMW, Final Fantasy, and Digimon. Throughout the dream, everyone (except the jogger) had some degree of disgust towards me.
Also NitroRad was there for some reason? He passed by on bike after the jogger event.
uhhh pizza, chao racing, and the notice song
like, it's someone saying "notice" over and over again
(also i was drawing an oc in the dream at some point, so i'm prolly gonna draw him all today)
dream about my mother watching some murder mystery show as she usually does, but i'm also at the scene of the crime. basically, this woman (blonde with a brown suit) was mad at her husband (no shirt and some sorta muttonchoppy/pompadour hair goin' on) for ... i think it was either "spending more time with the boys than her" or "spending way too much money on himself". so she had taken his money and spent it on things like another house and a huge winnebago. husband with his friends sees the winnebago at a gas station, gets pissed at first, but then throws his hands up and says something like "you know what boys, it's time for a road trip, where do ya wanna go", and they start listing places, ending up with nevada. everyone gets in the winnebago, which is now an suv, including me; i was one of "the boys", apparently. during the drive to nevada, husband outright tells wife he's gonna kick her out in the middle of the drive (i'm assuming this is where the murder part kicks in???). wife responds with smug indifference, saying she'll enjoy having a trip of her own. nighttime, unsure about state of wife, my phone rings, it's my mom. she didn't know i left for nevada. the husband turns the car around, starting to drive back to (insert east coast state, i presume). "why didn't you tell her what we were doing?" he asks. i just vent to him about how awkward it is to console people (that or talking to people in general). i remember him giving a vague response but being understanding overall. the door opens and i ask him to drop me off on the corner of some street. there was a bear in a cute simple style driving a car around the corner. some bears in a similar style were apparently avoiding a baby bear under a christmas tree, which i picked up. it became a realistic baby bear in my arms and cried like a human baby. all i said about it was, and i quote "this is more fucked up than ori and the blind forest"
Had a dream involving a distorted version of Digimon World Dawn/Dusk, a teacher mad at art, and Apple Jacks getting into that baby trend. Like, baby Cinna Mon was a thing, and the slogan was something like "we put the nanny (pronounced "nani") in the baby cereal". Also, for some reason the cereal was called Cinnamon Toast Crunch despite it clearly being Apple Jacks.
I cannot recall much of my dream other than near the end was an extended version of the Cyberchase theme
I just learned there is actually an extended version of that theme but it sounds nothing like the version in my dream
I've recently been having dreams where I have bootlegged DS/GBA cartridges with dubiously functioning games and I'm wondering what the heck that's all about
Sometimes they burn my eyes or nose in the dream
I have no clue how to describe the game in my dream succinctly. It started as me trying to remember "the name of the band the 'Goop Sisters' were based off of", and devolved into me playing what was at first a 3-bit mascot platformer. The music was bit-crushed High Seas Havoc music and the character was a vaguely Sparkster-esque mammal. The level in the game was a treetops level, and I kept failing a jump over and over again. I think I decided to check a previous level, and this is where the game devolves. I check the prologue levels (which are suddenly Genesis quality) out of order, where it's revealed that the entire half of the PC's village, their home by a cliff included. Going into a nearby bar porch had one or two villagers revealed something tragic and/or plot-related, but it escapes me now. The view is now of the porch, and the game is 4-bit now. The helpful NPCs and the main character were replaced by three skeleton characters that tell vaguely off-color jokes (one of the punchlines to a knock-knock joke was read as "mumbling" but the audio clearly had joke-teller muttering the phrase "something racist"). After stepping off of the porch, the game becomes some sorta dungeon crawler, and memory gets a little hazy after that. Mostly it was memory of the bosses, where each fight was a different genre all together. First boss was a fighting game, second one was turn-based RPG style, etc. While cycling through the bosses in random order, I'm hearing dev commentary on how the game was a hot mess of ideas and similar statements. During this, an old mixed-media film about the villain's lackeys trying to revive him is taking place. I vaguely remember them as some sorta mix between the Nerdlucks and those pterodactyl bike fellas from The Neverhood. There were three of them, and they tried to manipulate some 80s protagonist kid into finding a corpse for their boss to possess by talking about the fact that he didn't have the latest games.
A bully chimes in, and 80s kid makes a snarky quip about bully failing a test or maybe a grade? Some kinda failure. Either way, the bully didn't get the 4 dollars needed to get the same 10 dollar game required to get the same game, as seen by a magazine page. Another scene, the end of the dream to be exact, was in another part of town (in the movie setting), where three small robots piloted by the lackeys were emerging. They were very neat looking, one essentially being a robot worm with a wire for a ligament, a funny humanoid, and the third one was either a dog or a bird? Anyways, they emerge, journey over to the kid, march over to an abandoned lot of grass by the sidewalk, and the search for a dead animal to possess begun. I was trying to predict which animal it was and what personality the boss had, my guess being it ends up with a chain-smoking cat with an ego. A caterpillar and a bunny were found, but I don't think they were chosen. The dream ends here.
There was a part in my dream where I was petting a mouse and someone kept mentioning how it will never be the same since it was dipped in liquid aspirin. They never clarified how.
So the dream A) took place in a house and B) invoked the episode of Flapjack where there were dead rat puppets, and Flapjack was trying to show his performance to a family of rats. None of them liked it at all, and a cat eventually appeared and attacked the family, grabbing a rat-lady's husband in its jaws. She threw a sharp rock at its chin causing it to drop him and run away. The rat-husband succumbs, and rat-lady goes on some sort of adventure to presumably find a new home. I'm just sitting on a futon watching all this happen and fiddling with small animal erasers. I eventually go downstairs and - I can't remember this part clearly - find rat-lady's mother (who ran from the cat) and I tell her that her daughter's still alive. The dream becomes a search for the rat-lady, hiding the fact that I'm toting around a rat and looking for another rat from various people, and learning secrets from various neighbors (none of which I remember). Ultimately my end goal was to have what was left of the rat family safely live in a guest-room, on the window sill.
Two extra things: there was a man trying to lure his pet turtle from under a car in the back lot using sausages (rat-mom got a piece), and at some point, the rat-mom was swapped with a hamster eraser and I was nervous because I thought she might've transformed. The eraser eventually dries up into three parts. At that point I tried to do some afternoon stuff like walking around a plaza, talking to people and stuff, all the while trying to keep the eraser together. It was thundering, and yet a lot of people had drawn signs to hail cabs and stuff. Eventually, I headed back home, instinctively checked my pocket to tend to the eraser, and it turns out the rat-mom came back, but with suspicious scars that matched with the eraser. I sit her on the window sill, discussed our next plans to find the rat-lady, and from there the dream slowly ended.
I only remember the cartoon part of my dream, which was loosely drawn and had low frames. It was about three snake looking characters, some small gun-toting character with a pompadour, and some buildings. The main snake's a bit difficult to recall, one snake was ribbon-like with a Sailor Moon mask, and the other was yellow and ghost-like with an interesting face. One of them (it was either the main snake or the Sailor Moon snake) gets a yellow scarf later in the cartoon.
I was watching an LPer play a game that seemed like it was going to be Kirby at first due to the music, but for some reason the music was actually from a Star Wars puzzle-platforming game that looked like Spelunky. During the first half, the player said "here's my impression of [I forget, maybe it was an in-game character]". And then it cuts to him in costume (maybe? he recorded himslef in the mirror and he was offscreen so you could only see his head and upper half) doing a likely poor impression of said character. Then he pauses that impression and says "Now here's my impression of a car dealership owner", and cuts to him in the same "costume" (which apparently was just him in just purple boxers) but now with a very curly faux wig/beard combo that almost covers his whole face. This impression starts the same, but then it turns into a weird Santa-ish voice, and it becomes him talking back and forth between the two impressions. I can't remember the conversation, but it ends with the "dealer" uttering the phrase "You're going to be riiiiich" in an oOoOo ghostlike manner. Cue song about becoming a thief and doing villainy. It's a duet with the two characters, but I think the second voice was someone else. The song almost overlaps with the Sonic SatAM theme and at some point part of that song DOES actually get in there (Sonic! He can really move!) as someone dressed as an "80's kid" zooms in singing along. Besides that, the only other part I remember was a part where the dealer was in a pool on a floaty chair, saying the phrase "You're going to be biiiitch" in the same manner as before. Some scenes in the music video had him in a purple towel, so it's implied he did that shot first.
The entire skit was somewhere between 5 to 8 minutes. When the music video ends, I turn to my cousin, who looks a combination of bemused, confused, and annoyed. I gave my verdict, which to paraphrase: "Eeeeh I mean, good for the guy, he did a thing, but uhhh... I just wanted the gameplay, honestly." My cousin agreed. And then we watched a cutscene from the Star Wars game while playing a bizarre Yoshi's Island game (looked like the SNES game). Not much to say about that game other than if you throw an egg off-screen, a kooky looking egg/water flea shaped ghost that attacks Yoshi and steals eggs. It multiplied easily and got annoying real fast.
Oh yeah, Carbuncle from Puyo Puyo was in the Star Wars game too. A collectible like a coin or something
I wish I could remember this dream clearly, but it was pretty much my brain trying to make the boss fight with Sthertoth from Bomberman 64 Second because it's been years since I saw any gameplay and my recent watching made it into dream form, I guess? Best part of the dream was before the fight; Rukifelth was melting with horns sprouting from his head, and he was reading game file data aloud, but not because he was being a creepy 4th-wall breaker, but because he made the game himself! He then gives some tragic speech before he goes full demon mode and earnestly asks for criticism about his games. As a modern player, me and the posse I'm with have some info this 1997 game character doesn't: his game studio in the future would make Bugsnax. Bomberman and friends do nothing but talk about Bugsnax with Rukifelth for a while and I'm just sitting at a table, chatting with presumably Bomberman, trying to relate Rukifelth's situation with Bugsnax. Then he suddenly becomes a tall, red and black, skull-headed demon named Skullhed and slashes at some people, turning into ash. Of course, I want know part of this, so I'm dodging away while some other videogame heroes deal with that mess. But the fight was dictated by fan animations and someone fan animated me getting flung into a wall along with Zavok. Anyhoo, dream pretty much ends when demon possesses Ashley Warioware and tries to kill the original body, so I guess that was the solution? Still tried to kill me afterwards because I used the demon's real name, even though it was readable in a pop-up message.
I'm gonna record only the third part of this dream, which involved me playing a game in one hand and holding a book in the other... I think. The game was one of those 8-bit styled indie games; this one was a space-shooter (yet the background was very castle-y), and the boss was a yellow-ish-red dragon fella with armor on his head and back who could turn his normal hands and wings into big punching hands and no wings and was very much into the idea of maiming the main character for no other reason than the thrill of beating someone to a pulp. In the bookwas various crossover fanarts; notably one being a Starfy/M&L crossover that made Starfy, now named StaStar, as a Luma. A lot of the book was M&L related, in fact. The whole time, I'm walking to an SUV in a mall parking lot, distracted by these items. Going into the car was someone I can only describe as a very polite Starmon with a little human body was taking seat in the middle of the backseats. I don't remember much after that besides eventually leaving the SUV and walking down various roads on foot.
Had a AC dream about an alligator named Francisco coming into my house and begging not to turn the lights on. I did anyways, and he flung me across the room, knocking me out like tarantulas do. I respawn back at the doorway and 1) the music's eerie, 2) the lights are out again, 3) there's a large "monster" in the room now; looked like some whole-shark-for-a-head person with red glowing eyes. Talking to Francisco only made him fling me across the room again, and talking to the monster only makes it roar, startling Francisco into chasing me to throw me. This occurs several times, each time the monster shuffles between 3-4 forms. The dream ends when I just leave the house and Francisco just threatens me not to do "that" again.
it's funny how the monster was the least dangerous entity, despite how barely fitting they were
Dreamt about removing a black mamba from my old home in Baltimore
it ended just as I was using a potato chip bag
seemed like it was working but I'll never know
dreamt ganon just physically pulled link out of a very sad argument with his surrogate mother (about whether or not she raised him cuz of the triforce on his arm or because orphan) and into a weird boss fight that involved tilting the wii remote to use this weird purple energy bar to avoid being put in ganon's weird little birdcage he was holding. the first time was dodged successfully, second time wasn't, and the player (not me) left to go to the bathroom, so he didn't hit continue fast enough. was treated to a scene where the birdcage closed its weird fleshy curtains, made some slash-y noises and killed link (he made a death noise). apparently the thing was a blender cuz ganon then slurped the bottom of the cage. it was as gruesome as it was a neat concept
also the boss fight had music consisting of only timpani and hints of some tuba? somehow it was still intimidating
Had a dream about watching a movie of a cartoon character named Lemo. He was a white cat shaped almost like Felix and had a girl counterpart named Lemu who had a pumpkin head. The main point of interest was when Lemu was compressed into a pumpkin golem body and evil(?), and she attempted to do the macarena. Apparently she's well known for being bad at the macarena. The view changes to Lemo's POV as he takes her hands and gently guides her through the macarena. He's also bad at it, but the scene was so emotional it made me cry. The movie ends just as the golem body starts cracking, and the dream ends with me speculating on Lemu's new head being just Lemo's head with a pink bow.
Most vivid part of this dream I had was a big spider and a caterpillar. The caterpillar was trying to get off of the spider's web, which wasn't sticky, but before it could jump off, the spider, waiting half a foot away, pulls a webstring, activating another web to trap the caterpillar. It crawls over and eats the caterpillar. Based on the sounds, the caterpillar's meat had a shrimp-like texture to it. I was kinda upset by this, but the spider then attempted to give me the half-eaten caterpillar meat, and it was cute, but maybe a little annoying.
The only thing I remember from the dream was fanart of someone holding a small, realistic Hitmonlee with their two hands. Never considered fluffy, kiwibird-esque Hitmonlee as an option
Dreamt I had a huge roly-poly in a blue plastic tray of water that I apparently put in a cubby under a television. The tray had a compartment where the roly could swim down and eat. The roly itself was a pale color in light, but under shade, it gradually turned watermelon colors. At some point, I'd inadvertently brought it downstairs, and while returning it, it'd try to scamper off with many spaghetti toes on its tardigrade-like feet. At the end, I learned that a squid that looked like a green chili was also in the tray, apparently there to help with raising the roly-poly.
Felt weirdly nostalgic; prolly due to the dream time feeling like a Saturday morning
Dreamt about drawing Knuckles?
Dreamt about being at a water park, talking about Paper Mario for a bit, accidentally holding up the slide cuz I didn't have $5 (also someone went up the slide with a motorboat it was cool), going to the ATM and almost getting electrocuted and playing a beat'em-up, concerned cuz I have no clue if the way money flew out of the player character meant I lost money (and they lost over $11,000). It ended with a playthrough of FreakyForms by MasaeAnela, with the implication that Raocow got her to play it. It was a demo version that never existed, and the world was structured very differently, as they tend to be in dreams. Also the playthrough was originally posted in February 2022??
Dreamt about learning that the Gen 2 beta big eye winged worm Pokemon being a fish that I saw in real life and took photos of. The fish had no boundaries and definitely would not stop staring directly at me with those big eyes, and it even did that head tilt when I took a picture. Walking away from it made it spit balls of crumpled up paper. The last of the dream was spent trying to tell people about the Gen 2 gigaleak.
Important note: someone told me in the dream that the fish was called a monkfish. Monkfish are real, but they do not look like that at all.
All I know is apparently I was in... some sorta sequel to either The Land Before Time or Norm of the North (never even saw that movie), and the part I was in involved climbing a snowy mountain to help a bird/turtle fella with plants, I think. There were also lion characters, and a movie reviewer... somewhere compared this to a scene in Lion King that never happened, where Simba and his family were slowly dying trying to climb a mountain. Burdle sang some song about his species growing legs for jumping and his legs grew for jumping, and I was like "Damn, not Norm of the North having continuity" or something like that. When we reached the top, Burdle lamented about the plants not being the ones they used to be, so we went to the other side of the peak to wait until sunrise. He lamented harder cuz there was a restaurant. I gave him time to grieve. He eventually sat down and ordered a "Tomar a Tonio" salad. Some old guy sat and talked with him until morning. Burdle had sprouts of the plants he wanted, so we headed for the planted area again. this movement was represented as aboss fight between Knuckles and a pirate Badnik being a Whack-A-Mole with fists. A pink and blue canister appeared from a thing during the fight, Knuckles picked it up, and I yelled "Aw snap, he got the Trans Soup!!", with no one having a clue what it even does. There was some sorta condo/ apartment complex there, so me and Burdle moved in as roommates. Last scene is me and my mom talking about me getting a smaller bed; my original bed wouldn't have fit.
Also dreamt about a weird version of a Final Fantasy game (the only signs of this were Biggs and Wedge tho)
Also outside of the game, someone dressed as a White Mage kept coming out of the woods and I kept running from them
The dream I had was very unmemorable if it weren't for this image appearing at the last 4 seconds.
It became a tessellation the milliseconds before I opened my eyes
Just using American gacha machines to get funny little rubber humanoid toys that link in the head front-and-back, wiggler-style Other machines included $2 vouchers for a "Septilipino" otter reserve, where submitting the voucher during a livestream fed "Raichu" the otter And a machine that gives free dimes
Also remembered that before that part, it was morning and I was in a standard-ass home that somehow belonged to Mok from Rock and Rule. He was heckling a basketball player, who was begging for money, for breaking his door window.
Do not recall how I ended up hunting gacha figurines
Dreamt I was an EVA pilot and the first angel I had to kill was some weird long flying banner/flag with a gaunt face with a red aluminum or whatever balloon appendage that attached to stray plastic bags. It doesn't kill people directly, but at some moment, it was shown to be a beacon for other angels so I had to dispatch it ASAP. They didn't give me an EVA, but they gave me a blue plastic knife hidden under a plate on top of a building. Stabbing the balloon did nothing, so the next in-dream day I think I placed it gently on a curb or something like that. I then instinctively turn the volume down on my non-touchscreen cellphone and proceed to stab its right eye. It screams, but due to me turning the volume down, it's a human-level scream, albeit constant. It didn't die for another day, and when I came back to it, it was still screaming and had to be killed by some cartoon girl who was given a dagger. She threw the dagger, grew 2 times tall, and kicked the angel into the dagger, impaling it from the hilt.
Had a dream about attending a school with way too much bad stuff happening (like hazmat suit guys showing up and a crime or two), so I left early. Decided to walk despite it being late out, encountered a neighbor I apparently knew before and he almost shot my face off before recognizing me. There was also a mall on the way there that was a weird shortcut but also nearly brought me back to the start, which made me nervous. I think I almost stole a small air machine. After exiting the mall, it was very dark out and raining. I finally decided to call my mom and tell her where I was, but I didn't ask her to pick me up cuz... something. Anyhoo, I suddenly had a fursuit on and instead of hopping really big, which wasn't helping for some reason, I decided to turn go to Google Maps and turn on the Automatic Fursuit Route app (it didn't have a name, but I'll call it that). The very last minutes of the dream were spent wearing a fursuit running at extremely high velocities, in the rain, dodging cars, all the way home. I just woke up.
My dream was uninteresting until this couple showed up
The dream was very insistent on flashing their wiki page in my face
I have no clue what wiki it was specifically, but it clearly wasn't default Wikipedia
A dream about chewing gum at a party, picking a millipede off of a guy's pants and putting it on mossy soil. The millipede kept shedding its skin and at one point retracted its many segments to escape me faster (it never escaped my grip cuz it was too small). The dream then on became about looking at a terrestrial honeybee colony. One bee was beheaded by an odd grub, which wasn't even terrestrial, but aquatic. There was a tank full of wooperloopers and siren salamanders, and after that observation it turned out not to be a grub at all, but some blind caecilian.
Had a dream about watching a cartoon. It was about some woman handing out newspaper, but for some reason, the world changes to a bad, bluish, twisted version of itself, full of bugaboos, spikes, and fangs. This was because she was tormented by the fearmongering in the news, and occasionally there's glimpses of the normal world. She drives along the road in an SUV, and is followed constantly by what I can best describe as "a nudity van", a peachy van with nipples. Driving the van is a nudist man who is in constant conversation with two women in the van, talking about the newspaper lady,, saying things like "nah, I ain't gonna laugh at her for that" (this was the only phrase I remember hearing). Despite the shifting between the warped world and normal, the nudity van was the same. At some point, the warping brings forth dinosaurs, and both the lady's SUV and the nudity van are sent hurdling through one's maw, and after the SUV gets caught like a dog catching a dog toy, the nudity driver, still flung through the air says something like "she'll figure it out soon enough". The lady, now tattered with nothing but the steering wheel and the back seat, was tossed and headed to a shredder. She looks around and notices... something (I have no clue what), and she shrieks her realization: "THIS WAS AN AAAAAAAAD?!" The world warps to normal, and she's back on the street, about to pass two different newspapers. The moment she's about to pass the one in her left hand, the warped world returns. She realizes this and assesses; on her right hand is a paper full of graphs/comic strips, and on her left is a headline about the end of the world and striking the fear of God into people. She lifts the fear paper, warped world. She lifts the graph/comic one, normal world. She puts the latter in her arms to read later, and then cuts out presumably a coupon from the fear paper and while saying "Well, I'm calling YOU 'the moon'," and turns the rest of the paper into a large roll of weed.
And yes it does end on her smoking the fat blunt
The style of the cartoon is a little hard to pinpoint; it's definitely giving 80s-90s Western independent film vibes, not sure if American.
I had a dream where I had a huge pancake breakfast meal in plastic trays and was headed to my old college campus, but then the wildlife started increasing, with a bear, then deer, then... something? in the water.
Then the horse appeared and I had to run.
I set my breakfast on the ground to pick up tomorrow. The horse did eventually get my arm (I do not recall the severity of the injuries). The next day I got there late, and had to eat my breakfast at 3:58 pm (my mom picked it up for me, the only thing that looked off was the egg salad).
All I remember is near the end I bought a Shin-Chan DVD and I described it as "the Simpsons of Japan"
I feel that is extremely inaccurate, based on the few things I've seen of it
Dreamt I was at a park, at a picnic table. There was a dark, giant axolotl there, almost looked like a giant river otter or a hellbender. It was all meepy and bizarrely playful kept brushing against me. It was cute, but touching it caused a shooting pain and numbness, so I was just bobbing and weaving from this thing, yet never too far from the bench. There was a small bout of peekaboo with it at the bench.
Dreamt about making a house in some video game for an AC wolf lady (at some point it's mentioned she's Jewish), the backyard patio was full of black plastic chairs and cubical checkerboard candles. She said she would handle those. After a while, the dream becomes a citywide Splatoon 3 Salmon Run (called Big Run) and I watch the dream attempt to kinda remember a Salmonid in real time. Anyways I'm splatting around (I have never played the game IRL and I'm kinda bad at it here), found some burrowing ability, and at the end I have 3 salmon eggs to trade with a shady locker-looking mask in a back alley. They ask if I wanna upgrade some stuff while making suspicious expressions with eyes in the darkness at me. I think I upgraded my health? There's dialogue about "insane, paint wearing, Jujjus and whatnot" (i distinctly remember this as an ICP reference). Then a cutscene plays where the mask is turning evil,its face separating from the rim and twisting into an evil one. A friend also playing Splatoon tells me he remembered the mask saying it was pissed off during the cutscene. Which is its next dialogue, along with something along the lines of "And you were so easily fooled by my autism words! Did you think I'd actually attend Autism-Con?" I think I remember walking away while the mask was still talking, suddenly finding myself in a grocery store, wearing a poofy coat and eating an oatmeal creme pie with EXTRA creme. The end of the dream is me panickingly eating the creme pie, which started falling apart after the first bite.
Dreamt of shiny Munchlax (failed to catch it)
There was also a lime-green Garchomp I heard someone freaking out over, but I'm not drawing that 6:30 in the morning
Also various complaints of PokeBall rot in the dream
Dreamt of Kirby Air Ride. Three weird things were: Wheelie Scooter having four extra wheels a la car, swapping colors on the pause screen (my controller was broken), an event where if you were in the park when "5 pm" came, you would lose. This was City Trial, so I dunno what that meant at all, but the game did halt for a moment to check if anyone was there.
5/10/23
This is gonna be a mess. City, with a mall setting in the later half. An attempt to walk home from, one state to another, after giving a seamstress a bunch of colorful, shiny rocks from many little grey suitcases that I apparently have on me. Her name was Kanishya? Kanysha? I think? It was written. There was a building next to a lake? It was nice. At some point, it was night, I was alone, and I became a little monkey sneaking around trying not to alert the Mall President. I did. Last few parts of the dream was spent having breakfast in a mall restaurant. The old chef/waiter was friendly, but when he poured me more tea, he spilled a fuckton on the napkins. Also the tea I already had was sold in a bottle.
Dreamt of a yellow structure with two green rats for sale. Every time I poked one of them, it went to the opposite side and then appeared on my side in a lower nook. This process repeated for a while, with stuff like the rat blowing a raspberry or hissing and me poking it with a small plank. Eventually it got a little tired, so I picked it up and put it back in its original spot next to the other rat. Evidently, there was a chunk of paper with the name "Minnie" written in blue pen above them.
A school had three bathrooms lined up, and I went into the middle one. Toilets weren't flushed, so I flushed them. Middle toilet was clogged badly and I left and went downstairs to a classroom. Jack Black was there, teaching people music in the hallway.
Also at some point earlier in the dream, I was discussing JoJo's Bizarre Adventure with my nana. She wanted to wear the weird vampire mask, but I said "No, that's what messed Dio up", but then Dio appeared and put on the mask and I just said something like "Oh no, he's serving! It's JoJo, everyone's serving!" Nana said this was weird. "It's JoJo's Bizarre Adventure!" I don't think it was JoJo anymore at that point, but I can't recall well.
The most vivid memory of the dream I had was the part where I used a mini fan to Space Harrier around some big hallways
It felt so amazing and confirms the best form of flight is Space Harrier
The Seinfeld lady was the head of a cult, "Two Tree"... something. She approached me, lifted me by the collar, and we talked about our mutual hatred for each other. The conversation ended amicably.
The dream ended with me walking around a dark but chill swamp
There was a bed that assimilates people and some unknown family member got assimilated from the waist down and was left in a dire state. The rest of my family and I was there to pretty much wait for him to die and grieve over him and also make sure his son was okay. At some point I played a weird pseudo-sequel to the FAITH games that revealed that the bed was possessed by a cat.
Aside from the whole family member dying thing and the bed, the dream was actually very calm? It was in a perpetual state of morning.
Nightmare where people try to shoot and kill me. It's been a while since I had one of those
The first half involved Psychonauts and an Animorph, where Raz is just randomly hopping around America for some reason and I had to get someone who transforms into some really tiny lizard... somewhere I guess. There were two that did this, both apparently girls, and I accidentally killed them both. Second half of the dream involves my mom and I going to a mall through some closet door entrance, into a barbershop/hotel. My mom sobs in the corner, I say "we already know what this is about", but apparently I was wrong, since her phone has a hotel key on it, which is actually an Unown with bizarrely high stats that can get bizarrely higher. The last moments of the dream are spent shiny hunting, ending on a shiny "Tsareena", which looked absolutely nothing like Tsareena, let alone had its shiny colors
Also, the first few parts of the second half were trying to convince me that some weird Electric type Pokemon that looked an awful lot like the Whimsicott line were in Pokemon B/W. Gotta admit, it almost got me.
And the first half had a lot in Raz's POV, and he had a deep voice and sounded like he had some sorta space helmet on. And speaking of helmet, there was also a part in the second half where I was trying to put on a hat while wearing a bike helmet.
An oddly realistic dream about talking with a coworker about the 12-hour workshift I just did. Strangely, despite the time being around 9 pm in the dream, it was clearly daylight
Like, the only other indicator of it being a dream was hearing the Mr. Krabs Arby's audio
dreamt i was at a family member's house, watching some sorta film about some hero stopping a "goblin" army, but i only looked at the army assembling parts cuz they had rad, dark, synthy music and the goblins were in stop motion, save for the important ones which were like people in sentai costumes. the goblins mainly looked dinosaury, clockwork beast-ish. at some point i muse to myself about a goblin priest saying in prayer, "dear god, kill him", but then an actual goblin priest appears and the prayer goes approximately like "dear god, answer our riddles three and may our troops come home safely". i watch the army assemble one more time, at presumably the halfway point of the film, before i get up and move away.
the scene becomes one after work, where a co-worker lets me drive her big car, which suspiciously looks like my mother's. the driver's seat keeps shifting, and i'm overall nervous, but otherwise it was leisurely and kinda fun. even though i was originally at work at the time, the streets were very baltimore, though there were a lot of homemade, papercrafted posters everywhere that said something like "[movie name, can't remember] would suck if it was complete". one other poster said "what if bubsy were 'good'?" i return the car to my co-worker
kept falling n and out of sleep, i eventually dreamt of getting a ride to an aunt's house, coming from an appraiser's meeting or something (appraiser was a pikmin fan, but also kinda racist). during the ride we passed by a neighborhood, where hiding behind a big stack of bud light, hollering and surrounding the car in a pretend ambush. turning the corner, we heard kids yelling in a pretend war, with cardboard box tanks on the road. we drove on the sidewalk to avoid them, and i called the sight "based" for its creativity. as we got nearer to our destination, i decided to stop at a corner, and was greeted by my cousin, who was at a party. she wanted to let a black laborador-looking dog play with an extremely tiny but healthy adult proportioned dog on the front porch. it was clear that the tiny dog would die if it kept getting battered by the lab, so we got it to back away. the now-on-its-back tiny dog was okay, and on closer inspection, was quite muppety, so much so that it could talk. it talked about how some dogs were half-cow, asked if humans were some kinda horse, and asked if we had a cool present, defining it as a "cool-looking past and a cool-looking future". during the last questioning, he inadvertently confirmed that everyone is affected during family guy cutaways, and we watched one about peter with flowing hair, prepping himself in a mirror by burning his nostrils. joe is voicing over as a doctor in this one, like a flashback, telling peter about his limited time due to a disease. the cutaway, and the dream, ends with joe in a zero-gravity white void, spinning about saying "GOTCHA MINE, MOTHERFUCKER"
Had a dream about being in an abstract version of one of my aunts's house and watching/playing various media. The second most notable thing was a version of SPM where Count Bleck says more to Dimentio when he betrays him. The phrase "I.... I LOVED YOU!" was mentioned, but it seemed the implication there was not romantic.
His design was very much not the original, looking like a more abstract human with a squarish head, a vaporwave vest and Komaeda-like hair. He still had a hat and cape that he could hide into to invoke the original design, but they were green.
Make no mistake: my unconscious brain Oncelerfied Count Bleck
could not remember most of the dream except the last part, where i was at a gamestop at midnight and had 50 dollars (a 20, five 1s, and a 25 that i realize i had later), and i was just looking through the little gba/ds shelfbox thing cuz those weren't expensive when i last remember going to gamestop (it's been years i dunno what they really do these days (besides having more gamer merch than games)). amongst the games were so many copies of omega ruby, one alpha sapphire, pokemon ruby but with a green cartridge, and for some reason a gba cartridge of pmd explorers of time sitting under a pmd explorers of sky gba (it was just the box art printed over the gba zoomed in and at an angle, shoddy job i loved it). i did not reach a decision when the dream ended.
dreamt of an old computer game about wizards and their summons used to fight dinosaurs. the hub was a pleasant hotel-lobby like area with three statues of characters created by players serving as files. the style was extremely rayman 1-esque or maybe just european. based on the dream, i had already made a thrall with a bulbous orange nose, a dark lavender robe, and two large green protrusions on its head. based on my feelings in the dream, this was a failure on my end and i couldn't redo it. i had to attach my creation to another character to test it out; these others were 2d roundish designs and rigged, consisting of two orcs, two fairies (which were stumpy, scaly pink and vaguely dinosaur-like humanoids), two puffs (may be misremembering name, but were juse pink round things with moogle antenna and a big mouth), and some gray species, either golems or aliens. i chose a puff and the game became a platformer. the first enemy was psychokinetic and tossed my thingy into a pit three times, killing it. i was then treated to a cutscene of the puff character, who was now a hooded vivi-like in animal skins (presumably done to not reanimate every character) tackling the enemy down a pit and sacrificing their life in the process. another cutscene occurred in the lobby, where a crystal heart next to the statue of my fellow shattered in half horizontally, leaving the bottom half and signaling to me that he is at risk of permadeath if i'm not careful. the next cycle starts and the statue is on the floor; as informed by the funny magic man assistant, who was in the lobby the whole time, a random event occurred where a gust of wind blew and destroyed my creation's statue, rendering it no more. i had to create a new being. the creation process was very spore-like. i then took a break to check the other characters, and notably the puff character is gone too. one of the fairies chime in to tell me some lore.
the cutscene here depicted wizards sealing dinosaurs in caves with runes shaped like dino nuggets, and the runes apparently failing causing the wizards to run in fear from the dinosaurs. the last three dinosaurs i suspect were the culprits; they were dinosaur witches, yellow and ceratopsian with red horns and long necks. they rejoiced loudly, one of them might've said "shake what your mama gave ya", and the cutscene ends. the dream fades as i head back to creation
also had a second dream about a pixar/disney-like film about some (draconic?) guy not fitting in with his sea-monster family (i think this was influenced by ruby gillman but i have never seen that movie at all). there was the father (just a sea-monster, cannot specify which though i do believe the word kraken comes up), the sister(still going through college, she's slightly more humanoid and has a grey jacket and a beanie), and the comic-relief character (a college friend who was also humanoid albeit with anglerfish in his design, wore just a yellow shirt with a blue... fish? on it). the comic-relief character kept saying "smutherious" to describe nice people, and apparently according to the sister, he's trying to make it a thing. i actually have a subplot in this movie; i work with a magician and he's about to do a "cut off my fingers with a fake knife after i pick a card" trick (known in the film as the "bean man" trick), the trick being the audience is seated too far away to see the fake knife. despite being very well 2d animated we... added less to the plot then the comic-relief, who was sleeping on the floor at the time (i have no clue what happens in this particular scene besides him waking up and seeing the main protag sleeping on the floor in his room, dreaming of an amorphous, yellow dragon. presumably he told the dad because he got his adopted child a hoard to lay his head on, kickstarting the climax, presumably; later it's found that both the character and the hoard had disappeared through a gaping hole in the wall. this is where the second dream ends
dreamt of a videogame boss named "bat boss"; he was the boss of world 7. he's a bat with a pinkish face working an office job, with a printer that makes cat men that operate the other computers. the player is a cat (non-anthro) who must go into bat boss's office and help him play through solitaire. the cat men who would likely drag the player out of range can be distracted by knocking over equipment. interestingly, if the cat men are near the door to bat boss's office, the door will be locked, bat boss hitting the door with a thunk as the signifier for that.
dreamt of a pikmin cutscene where you could kill the waterwraith before making it to the final floor, but it slowly dissolves and the victory music did an odd fizzle out, implying that you could not truly kill the wraith before that point
also the dissolving was bizarrely long, like about 2 minutes
First half of the dream was a bakery and arcade van, pretty sweet, second half was backing up a bartender at like a college or something, it was mean to me, a Saberspark-esque guy threw his swiss army knife at my hand for getting their drink wrong (he asked for a "cherry-flavored" drink but all we had were various fruit punches and a pinapple flavored, he apparently did mean a fruit punch though), and prior to that, both he and a bird guy were kinda talking shit in front of me?
The bird guy was the funniest part of the dream cuz he says directly to me after I give him the wrong drink: "I'm... honestly glad you died" and I was like "yeah" (apparently, my back-story of this dream was that I was fried to death at some point. Oddly, my fried corpse was birdman-shaped)
I still lived somehow
ALSO: i took the swiss army knife and my hand was sore throughout the rest of the dream
Dreamt of two pale female scorpions doing a loud, frenetic step-dance in the sand that summoned a pit that periodically expanded. This dance gets a plethora of bright orange males to join in, but upon every expansion, some males would become submerged in the sand, presumably to die. After a while, there were only four male scorpions left.
About three days ago I dreamt of an unreleased tech demo for Yoshi's Story which was full of different levels, most notably a treetop level and a weird cave/tower level. I learned about it in dream through several people scolding the game for having "trick pipes", warp pipes that send you straight down to a bottomless pit.
And a bit after that dream was a weird old school RPG. All I remember is the game over screen with this evil hooded warlock on it, his demeanor changing depending on the difficulty, ranging from silly for Easy, to scary and upsetting on the more difficult settings. There was also a vaguely draconic boss character with big eyebrows that was known in-game to be "the most humiliating boss to lose to".
dreamt i had a portable theremin and i was good at it
it had a keyboard for some reason
Only two things stood out from this dream: an RPG Maker game about a default goblin with the ability to sit alone in the corner. This raised their defense and healed them.
The other thing was a man named Alex trying to sue me because I have an OC named Alex with curly hair that "looked like him".
(he did not; the man suing me looked quite like tomska actually)
forgot one more part: apparently there was also new game plus for pikmin 4 starring bowser jr as a captain and a greavard you could name. i named it val
I also had a bird dream, but it was in pikmin 5
had to get all 30 ship parts in one area, but the final boss of the game was a "pileated snarrow" which was the snagret but with a blue chickadee body. disappointingly small for a final boss, and all it does is swoop from out of nowhere and snatch pikmin until you stand in its way. then i just spammed purple pikmin until it died, leaving behind a lot of sushi (bonus treasure). i reset tho cuz i realized my rocks were just burning to death in another area. the dream eands around when i find a black rubber duck in a soda can
the word "squnk" appeared on a comic cover in my dream
an odd lookng pelican tried to bite my head at a school but it didn't see the window. it gets in the school through another way and i exit through the classroom im in and go to the school's restaurant right on the other side of the sidewalk, across from the window, and gt a broom to help shoo it out of the school (someone was using it to lean back on a ranch door and removing the broom made it difficult but she was understanding). by the time i get the broom, the pelican is in the classroom causing havoc. i peer in a bit and the pelican sees me. i back up, but leaving the door open meant that the pelican saunters over unavoidably, finally getting to bite my head. fade to black
Laptop died. Anyhoo, part 2: climbing around in SV (i think?) Very high little place sorta like that one area in cave story just past past the bad ending, climbed a metal fence directly under the island, evil team called Team Vail working with Bowser, they threaten to electrocute me on the fence, it takes too long for the power plant (that's apparently where we are) to start up and i hear them whine about it as i escape (also metal fence was steel wool-like and unraveling a bit) get to the entrance, get two spray bottles, one of water and one of red paint (presumed to be from an impromptu splatoon match), ???, somehow i'm at a different entrance on the ground and a black wolfdog growls at me. I spray it with water and it becomes friendlier (it said some weird streamer-type joke but i can't recall), i walk through the entrance, looks like fucking cracker barrel thus revealing this was also connected to the restaurant in the first part. I pick up a twopack hostess cupcake thing, but then putting it back. A kid was shouting and throwing things angrily, causing the mom and her family to walk through another door. I am sitting on the ground and bored and so i float a bit, last thing is me wondering if i can float outside of dreams
IMPORTANT PART: at some point in the gift shop, i recall a very stylish animation of a loving couple, one having a distinct nose and the other having a square chin. the nose one pokes at the square ones belly button and they snap into luigi and wario. wario is accosting luigi for some reason and luigi pokes his belly button, causing an utter explosion of animation
The artstyle was akin to Yugo Limbo and the animation to Masaki Yuasa, but according to my recollection in the dream, it was actually @K8* who animated it
Another animated film, a bit 90s warner brothers-y, about pet mice that get flushed into a sewer, and a sewer gator has to get them out. the most notable thing that stuck out was how the amount of rats in the film grew over time, more of them wanting to get to the surface, apparently a moving part of the film. the film ends with the mice and gator slowly looking house to house for their owner's mailbox. they find it, and the film fades out to 'real life', leaving me with a large hovering balding crow-like bird. i try backing away from her, maybe swatting at her (it was hard to move), and she tries clawing me. i try to grab at her talons, but she calls me an asshole and keeps slashing
dreamt of a game that combined parappa, pikmin, katamari damacy, and super monkey ball, all the while a lesbian couple talked about their pokemon rp session, specifically the fact that one would inevitably have to fight the others raichu character
also, had a dream where a mario movie ended with mario and the crew driving to ohio (mario says "ohio" in a here-we-go sorta way) and i had to get direct tickets to ohio from the booth with some lady (was not in the us at the time). she talks with the other woman at the booth, but their dialogue is very casual and no tickets were mentioned, so i outright ask for the tickets and get quite a sideeye from the two women plus 2 more that sorta showed up. apparently this was a plan to slip some illegal tickets our way. i ask why they didn't let me in on it and a coworker i know at work irl is there and he just... angrily and loudly lambasts me with criticism on me being a know-it-all with an awful writing style, being out of the loop being an excuse for my idiocy. apparently in the dream this did not affect me or i wasn't even paying attention, cuz i was like "oh, okay then, whatever" and continue preparing to go to ohio. the coworker was seen giving some much less harsh criticisms to an animator/editor (they were talking about scene transitions), and he wasn't really angry anymore. I don a fuzzy scarf/shawl and head to the ohio line, but i had to double back and get the rest of my clothes as i was ONLY wearing the scarf/shawl
I dreamt about sorting books in totes for a book store
It looked just as boring as it sounds but I had fun
Sang a song
Dreamt that "the user of Amazon Prime" (strongly implied to be DeJoy) had died and this made a very specific creepypasta-based artist so happy they spammed tumblr with their art of the "user's" mascot which was a monkey that suspiciously looked a lot like Spanky from Spanky's Quest. A mutual DM'ed me the news and I was like "ah yes, the single user of Amazon" or something. Not entirely sure if it was actually Amazon tho
Anyways, imagine so much grayscale, tv static versions of this guy in various poses, each with red-bleeding-eye alts that sometimes stare directly at you that was all of tumblr
Dreamt I was going on a trip to "northwest" and had to get a ticket, but the teacher tells me I'm going to Russia, so i head to the russia line, confusing her. She then said screw it cuz she could drive us. On the way to the exit, a student complains something along the lines of the bus being a cop out, and out of nowhere i retort by saying the singing birds from rango were a cop out for saying rango would die but he doesn't. We are also very far from the bus exit, but we are in a jungle and there are singing masses of brown feathers with glowing, flat eyes and mouths. Upon seeing this, i recall a nonexistent movie where satan was portrayed as a Labrador and god a cat and think that's pretty neat. We find ourselves back to the entrance where the buses are already gone. I pass through the queue ropes, reading a sign that says "super mario bros 32 on the wiiu" and i think it's funny to say "super mario 33 on the 3ds" for reasons i can't fathom. I go to a window and approach a bottom-heavy, rubberhose-esque clown pngtuber playing a snake-based castlevania/terraria game who seemed like they knew about demons and stuff. I asked what breed of dog satan would be and they said something like "you're talking about dhaelos" and i discuss with him the difference between the two, including the paraphrase "he pretty much invokes slugsworth from willy wonka". I leave the pngtuber to their game at the window, eating a lollipop as i do. I roam the hallways and another gamer is in the halls, an apple playing what is implied to be a nicktoons game. Two characters hug but it's very vague who the two are. Behind me was a men's bathroom with a sign nearby that said "men's club" was there, with characters (notably timmy turner among them) chanting "gotta be men, gotta be men," and so on. I head elsewhere, but i feel the apple gamer experiencing a form of dysphoria. I collect a rotating image of bob the tomato's face on an apple right outside a school store.
The clerk runs to the entrance and greets me, seemingly cosplaying as some sorta stereotypical sexyman, in a white button up with gaunt makeup. While i look at the store's wares, i'm asked what i think the store sells. I guess that it's "oncler stuff" but the cashier says it's a clothes store for annoying boys. I hold up one of the hoodies on a shelf; it is blotched olive. green and black with white speckles. I say "wow, this really is annoying", realize it's hard to talk because my lollipop has become some sorta rubberish wax and after some friendly talk, i throw and spit the wax out, noticing the mold of spider legs in them. I find myself at the entrance once more, at the window where the pngtuber once layed at, game still running with no player, realizing that the lollipop i had came with some plastic green spider figurine that grew in water. The figurine was fairly large and came in a bright blue baggy.
Dozed off again and had a smaller dream of removing an extinct form of panther/cougar from my house. It had a siamese cat pattern. There were children outside and i had to warn them not to pet it or it would kill them. Despite what it seems, the dream was actually chill and it really was just about me removing a large cat from my house. Me pouring and throwing a water bottle at it was very uncalled for tho, very out of character
Had a dream I was reading a 2000s-ish ms paint webcomic/animation series hybrid about some anime characters living in a house. There were two guys, one who looked basic as hell with brown hair and a black shirt, and the other i can only describe as middle-aged nagito. There were also two sisters one being a wolfgirl with no color but a magenta outline, and the other was just game rotoscopes with wolf features added (at some point she was just a spore creature with wolf ears attached). The dream hopped between times in the series, but from what i can tell, there's a b-plot about the middle-aged guy learning about the world possibly being made of clones and/or golems. I mention the second part because at some point, due to presumably a funny joke about a wolf sister killing the MA guy, the brown-haired guy brings him to the backyard to bury him, and there's a scene where the timeline splits into six. Only two timelines have the burial occur, and the one where the guy comes out fine, he mentions he's healing, before backpedaling and saying he's back from the dead. Later in the dream, it's mentioned the guy eats ice cream a lot due to the coldness keeping his heart/body together. However, the earliest scene dreamwise was a big reveal of clones that spawn out of water from blood droplets. At this point, not-gito has a pinkish scythe and is kinda going a little bit insane at witnessing this happen and and a notoriously mean character chimes in. six dialogue choices for her pop up and none are polite. She is sliced into two sponge-halves as a result
dreamt a twitter mutual (can't recall which) typed "boobs", and under it i post "peanors". my post was swarmed with bluechecks and/or bots within seconds so i deleted it
dreamt about an pokemon mythical event for the 4th of july where i met and fought celebi (level 95), but in the middle of the battle, after i threw a lot of pokeballs, celebi evolves into a massive weird centipede with a wide maw named timeraton. after koing some of my team, it started getting real, while still bound to the game. at some point i had my own timeraton randomly, so i try using it and learned that it had earth power, some move that sharply boosts special defense (not amnesia) and a "woo" type move. It then proceeded to use its time powers to unavoidably maul someone else in the room, slashing her head off and her chest was missing two large slices a la ham, exposing her heart and she slowly perished. it was implied that she was an iteration of me and i detached from her after timeraton attacked as a self defense mechanism, albeit still feeling like i was bleeding outta my chest. i remember the end of the dream was me running away, wondering if there was even a point to running because timeraton had time powers
had an interesting dream with an interesting structure, but unfortunately my brain was too focused on 'the middle brother', final boss of a tutorial for a puzzle game
middle brother was pretty much an old oc of mine but with slightly longer hair
like, same personality even, that was the only difference
had a mario horror game dream
like the whole idea was keeping mario sane to solve murders (of non-mario people) and other marios (the smrpg one) attempt to kill him died several ties, got a good ending, dream ended on an odd ending where mario slowly goes insane while resting in a bedroom. at the crux of his madness, there's suddenly an odd image on a rundown crt television of what i can best describe as a funnily drawn man-faced shadow the hedgehog. on another television is an amv of a love song using footage from an old, nonexistent sonic game
last night's dream was at a street where my old home in baltimore was, a midnight scene. i was uncontrollably and floatily jumping on the street and sidewalk, avoiding coiled up diamondback snakes strewn about. they had a plastic-y sheen and seemed almost copy-pasted. it was quite unsettling
A bit of a spotty dream; hotel room/classroom, relationship drama, friend i know from different server exercising, everyone there said "kagami" in silly ways to who a presume is a fellow classmate named kagami which was an anime girl apparently, my dog stuck in a small square hole with a spider, i catch the spider but accidentally scrape its legs off leaving two back legs behind and it walks on them slowly becoming a penguin, when i leave it outside it absolutely slurps up the bean gravy from the jar that wwas also dumped out tummy full of bean gravy, somehow the outside was of my own home, weather downcast and teens were lined up at my house for some reason, i walk past them and both the spiderguin and bean gravy have vanished and i walk further out somehow making it to downtown and into a mall (i've been seeing this mall a lot in my dreams???), i witness a weird collection of pictures of some important 1700s-1800s people all in the style of kievnauchfilm treasure island, a commercial plays out where some of said people are complaining about being hungry or something but then one pulls out what seems to be a sardine can with beef implied to be an instant burger, i grab it and open it and a small rectangle of cooked beef patty with onions mustard and lettuce pops out, i can't eat it well since i was full already but there's a flash game where i try to keep people on an electric wire from falling that could only be saved by me eating the patty, i gradually lose, opting to use a power up consisting of some superhero girl who was some combination of trans/lesbian/bi (this was in her item description and it mentioned her "discovering this in 44 seconds, becoming a superhero" (paraphrase)), a nearby company's shipment was tampered with and this benefitted their rival company, as discovered by two detectives, one being shuichi from danganronpa and the other being some danganronpa-ass oc who was a girl with a big jacket baggy pants and the tupac bandanna
dodge-rolling wasp, backflipping through a window during a graduation ceremony, singing a credits song my mom thought was scary
dreamt a higher-up at work (or something i dunno his actual position tbh) asked me to hold his weird bible book with tissues and paper in it. when he walks away i open it and notice a doodle of a slightly more anthropomorphized jirachi. it turns out he stuffs all his pokemon oc drawings in this book. what i assume is his sona is a shiny dragonite in a hoodie. at some point the modern smb movie shows up bu it's an odd intro where mario's exploiting glitches in the original smb that never existed (including a long mario). luigi narrates over this in amazement.
dreamt about waiting for chicken one of two microwaves in my room while playing chrono trigger on the ds, there was a cutscene about marle confessing her love to crono while they're swingin' on a not-that-high cliff for some reason, launching into some weird creatures (possibly enemies, but they are not something that exists in crhrono trigger i think?) that are hopping on fat white horses. they land directly on a horse, startling it to hurry, knocking its original rider off (and thus stealing it) and ride away into the next scene
Too scattered to remember coherently, but I do remember the turtles that peed like dogs
dreamt of some kinda pikmin 3.5, the area was the final area and it was a submerged sandcastle (where the player landed) and the surrounding sandy garden area. the sandcastle was an elaborate but optional side area, but the garden was sorta simple. a cousin tried the sandcastle but passed it off to me, to which i sneakily reset the day. i try to access the red blue and yellow onions (they were separate in this run for some reason?) and before i could access the pikmin, i was forced to answer some questions in regards to what i thought about the pikmin and the other captains. this never happens in my second run. i also attempt the sandcastle for a bit before having difficulties (drowning) which cost me fewer pikmin than i thought. i then regroup, recuperate, and try the garden, which had the waterwraith (unwheeled) and a lotta little red bulborbs in clusters. taking on the first cluster was how i suddenly found out the waterwraith was there (it was initially invisible), and somehow the ordeal leaves me stuck with 62 pikmin. as i get to the second cluster i realize they were bulbmin, but sorta implemented a bit different, almost a beta version. getting them left me with 28 pikmin plus 2-4 extra bulbmin. i reset, hoping i can do better. i try dealing with the waterwraith by sending a purple (can now just stun the wraith with its fists) and a white (fast enough to chase the wraith i guess???) and i learn two things: there are two wraiths and they have sleep gas
first dream was pretty much just monster rancher 2, i had some kinda rocky gaboo that i was gonna fuse to a hare, but i was in some kinda tutorial mode where gaboo could only train that day. it died immediately afterwards and i tried to reset that file, but all i kept finding in the main menu were silly diary entries from some child about his parents. when i finally got to the files stuff and started, it was implied i couldn't reset it, given that colt was trying to ease my apparent grief to move on that day.
second dream was about going to my first pride event, and some guy i never knew irl but had dated apparently and showed up with his boyfriend. it was a neat time with a little too much walking especially when i walked through the world of darkness from a non-existant drawn to life-esque sorta game. i used this to fast travel to parts of the event, pressing buttons whenever i reached a new part for quicker access. also until the final portal opened up i was sonic for some reason? when i hopped through that, i arive at a cemetery-like world populated by ghosts. two fox ghosts (guessing they were raposa) are talking to each other through text boxes, one talking in an aggressive warrior cats style conlang , eventually turning into a vaguely welsh text. i then find myself at a convention center that clearly used to be a grocery store. i made a friend there who liked drawn to life and we talked for a bit. she streams on twitch and draws little bunnies and kricketunes. she hung out with the boyfriend of that first guy mentioned; that guy was also a streamer and he friend. the dream ends with me looking through her art and watching them stream in tandem. i follow them on twitch of course
MORAL OF THE STORY I GUESS: the real pride parade is the artists we meet along the way
my aunt sold us a house she used to live in. not much to the dream, but it was nostalgic honestly wish it were real, that house had so much memories and benefits if i moved there now it was a bit more vivid than usual and it kinda did feel like that would happen, alas the houses were painted in ways i don't usually see in baltimore and that tipped me off
Second half of the dream was frequent scare chords at a lake until a giant masked sea god emerged from it, ran into a "sea god house" to evade whatever it would do next, very wooden interior with wood carvings including carvings of mario and an anime girl tethered by a small rope. Looking outside, the sea god became a blue "Toyota SEL-MIN" (i think Sel-Min was his name??), revealing that the dream was a car commercial. I look at a painting in the house, it's a person with a haunted expression reaching a glowing peach. A legend plays in front of me, where another sea god ("Nal'Fara"?) dances and dangles a peach that's said to shred the fingers of those that reach for it. The person in the painting was apparently a devout follower of her. This other sea god was masked too, but was densely feathered with an owl-like/furbyesque lower half
Half a dream about playing with fancy rats in a living room, half a dream about Cathy from Cathy dating a wolf woman who's having a hard time moving up in the world because she's a wolf woman
there was a spa and under it was a friend's house that i went to and pissed blood and was sore throughout the remainder of the dream. after that i went to some sorta area near a highway or a parking lot. i lied around on the grass. i kept triggering rpg encounters with superbad from heisei pistol show (she was also just chilling out of the encounters). she had an interesting small bat-like or squirrel-like friend who held a large pill, specifically my medication in the dream. everytime an encounter happened i stole the large pill, leaving them upset.
dreamt of a new switch/switch 2 yoshi's island game, it had kamek as the midbosses again but his last fight is apparently messed up and weird, like his head turning 180 degrees and also his head becoming pterodactyl-like to shoot... eggs? beams? at yoshi. tried not to look too much due to spoilers
Dreamt of a Slay the Princess route where the Princess is possessed by another Princess with diamond eyes because I said no to her repeatedly and she proceeded to beat the main character to death in my old home in Baltimore. The voice of this route was a YouTube comment section that just kept making "Woofoo VS Princess" acronyms. After that, I'm roaming a mall until it becomes a 2.5D Rayman game where he fights Moskito on the rooftops of an Ed Edd & Eddy-style neighborhood. Moskito is in the background for most of the second half of the battle, and at some point become huge and immediately whips out a raygun (Moskito is only huge during this attack). Rayman somehow parries all four blasts by double-jumping. Moskito then uses a nigh unblockable big white spike-fruit attack that destroys Rayman instantly. This cycle repeats until the end of the dream, where a hint pop-up tells to press a shoulder button to toggle "Air Mode", making the game a 3D game. Kind of an ass-pull, really.
At my aunt's old house again, but different. There was a "grasshopper mouse" (definitely looked like a jerboa) looming around the crevices of the kitchen walls. my dog is upright like a toddler and she points it out from the back of a fridge. i spend time trying to catch the rodent, only to wind up in the living room. from behind an oddly placed couch, i lure it with an empty jar and squeaky noises. it approaches, but i can't feel it entering the jar. I pull the jar slowly backwards and realize this thing is actually cat-sized. somehow,without scaring the rodent, i find a bigger utz cheese ball jar, somewhat baggy, and lure it again, successfully catching it. i go out to the side balcony/patio where some guy, presumably the legal guardian, and his kids are hanging out. they're talking to me, but i pay half attention. from the fence i drop the rodent in the mud, unaware of outside of it being a swamp. I worry a bit, but the mouse seemed alive, so I calm down pretty fast. i witness something baby-shaped drop face first into the mud. there is panic, and it is unclear who did it. i remember going back in the house for some reason, but i can't remember why. from there i hear the baby's low-health beep as the caretaker wipes the baby clean.
this was the second half of the dream, i believe the first half was a game, but i cannot remember
Another dream about moving into my aunt's old house in Baltimore. Neighbors, an old couple of a man and woman, were eagerly waiting at the door. The man amusedly points at the label for the door, presumably for the doorknob, yet the label doesn't read as "doorknob", and there's an oddly shaped hole in ts place. Inside, here were two fridges, one in the living room and one across from the stairs. To the left of the house was a narrow swamp, and from behind there were several planks of wood, either to board it up and/or make a bridge.
My memories falter with what happens in between the previous part and this next part. I'm wearing a clinical mask. I'm going somewhere and angrily makng a song in my head about nonexistent YouTubers that are arguing via video series consisting of speedruns of a nonexistent Elebits sequel and a passive-aggressive title, something like "My Response To (user)". I arrive at my destination. It seems like either a college setting or like some community center. As I go to a back-corner seat, I'm mulling over vaguely Ace Attorney related things and using a phrase "cuz I'm just that kinda chick", despite that feeling inaccurate. I open my black backpack, only to find my headset in disarray, with wires exposed at each end. Two people adjacent to me look over, one of them being an actual co-worker, one I haven't interacted with much. He tells me about how the brand I got sucked, but the other person mentions how it's cheaper. The co-worker also mentions that the wires are covered in duck tape, which is pretty bad. I confess that I panicked with the wires coming undone and stuff, all the while we're peeling the tape off. At this point, the wire casing is gone, revealing thick wires, moreso than the casing would imply. The co-worker asks me if I could lend the headset to him to fix overnight, and I assume he's joking so I say it's fine. He says "come on, please?" quietly and I realize he was serious. I lend him the headset.
last part of the dream was me and my mom looking at a house to move in. the area was suburban and seemed somewhat uncared for. we were walking up a large hill quite a few asphalt steps, shallow, wide, poorly made and surrounded by foliage peppered with a little trash. asides from the trash, i absolutely loved it. there were no other houses in sight. at the top was the house, appearing rustic, decrepit and blocky on the outside, almost as if made of slabs of rock. what appeared to be trash at the front was actually boxes and bags for moving, the moving truck on the side. the mascot was emblazoned on the back shutter, an anthropomorphic skunkk with baggy slacks and suspenders. stepping outside of the building was a co-worker of mine and presumably one of the movers sent to the building, who might've been a cosplayer. they had a white cover-all mask with some sorta gem-like speaker at the mouth, black overcoat and pants with silver adornments, white boots and gloves, and a rapier on their side. we walked past each other, and i said "excuse me sir, madam, or whoever you are", and they mumbled something deeply under their breath. we step inside the house. the inside is unlike the outside, the foyer large with almost stark-white walls and floor paneling. i immediately verbalize an urge to roll on the floor. we explore the slightly labyrinth house. the basement has messy tiling, but the sun shining through the castle-like window was lovely. it was spacious, and there was a tv and a couch, quite distant from each other. i walk upstairs to glance upon the bedrooms, but then i go down another set of stairs across from the set i walked up from. what seemed to be a living room was there, small tv sitting on a dining table in front of a window-door, sun shining through. a commercial for a live-action holiday movie was playing, the main character singing "all i wnt for christmas" in a christmas elf hat. as i walk up the stairs, i complain about why a christmas movie is happening before july, freeing christina aguilera from cryo-sleep (??? but it's mariah carey that sings that song?) in the other, upper rooms i get distracted someone has left posters of their two splatoon ocs around the roms, both standing side by side, each poster with different outfits for them and different information, which appears as little footnotes around them, with diction for most of them as if they were tabloids. they were apparently a married couple. the characters were quite rounded, but they strangely had paws and their bodies seemed almost shaped like a mustelid's in fact.
A cat was lying on the street where I live, presumably dead. I sit in the street, prop it on my lap, and cut its belly with my exacto knife systemically, as to expose its snake-like skeleton and not disemboweling it. There were people conversing around me; I can't remember their conversations but they were distracting. An older woman on a balcony watches me. I observe the cat in my hand and proceed to attempt popping its skull out from its chin with my thumbs. Before I can apply any pressure, it squirms slowly but surely back to life. Eventually it lie on its side, breathing normally. I feel a tension in it as it wants to get up, but I am nervous about the incisions I made tearing it open. The old woman has come down and shows the cat a bag of nearly empty chocolate candies. It sniffs the bag.
Weird FreakyForms dream where I just played FreakyForms. There was a glitch where I deleted the previous Formee I was in the middle of making, a pink, flowery Formee with a pointy nose and a green skirt, to make a large bulky Formee. There was a new form type called Shoes, they were like the Nose form but apparently they overlap with Legs on the foot part. (Somewhat pointless.) For some reason the bulky Formee would not load properly, and the flowery Formee was in its place. I decided to continue on, anyways. Interestingly, it had the "Dramatic" voice, but the dialogue it had at the start was a bit more verbose, even with a pause. but anyways, the game continued in the Meadow, as normal. The sky was colored blue, the grass was green, and the water was mercury-colored.
Dreamt I was on a show hosted by an old, animatronic/puppet hybrid, silver-and-gold/pink tree with a face and hands that spoke in rhymes. I was on the show with other people, the cast being adults, some human, some toons. I remember the second episode a bit more clearly than the first, it was the gym episode. Spongebob gave an introduction, his last sentence being somewhat flirtatious and implying voyeurism. The gym was a normal gym, albeit small, but for some reason had a large outside dock area built like a diner. At first, the gym was normal, attendants gradually using workout equipment more and more, but then suddenly, one by one, they became small, smooth, and rubbery, like chew toys and pool toys. The main cast I was on became rubbery as well, one notably becoming a specifically lanky magenta pooltoy farm animal with a pool toy fork in one hand and their oddly balloon-like udder in the other; the udder was mace-like, connected to a tube that was attached to the right side of their belly button. Strangely, I wasn't affected, but I did make a quip, "I expected latex and rubber at the gym, but not like this!" Eh. After playful shenanigans, the tree host returned, worried the other cast members wouldn't make it to "cakebreak" on time (we had regularly scheduled lunch breaks), and it was up to me and her assistant (some lady in a red coat) to tell the rest it was time for break. It turns out most of us went back to normal, hanging out on the dock, eagerly heading back inside the building, shouting "cakebreak" one by one. During this lunchtime, the tree host giddily but insistently asks one cast member, who is still a lanky farm animal, for a piece of their chicken leg, referring to the weirdly shaped udder. The udder is deflated by the assistant, the plug removed and given to the tree, who is in shock. The dream ends on an animated music video, hand drawn, low fps, each frame during the chorus an extreme, about a burly werewolf in a teal jacket, singing passionately in alternating English and a fake Spanish (that I knew?), seemingly about a girl he broke up with and he possibly killed. However, it is revealed in the end that he was just very, very upset he missed the bus, the girl somehow representing a Pepsi ad on the side of the bus.
Addendum: prior to these parts of the dream, I was playing EarthBound; I had a full party, but somehow was apparently still early in the game. I was grinding in a cave; Jeff had a headbutt ability that made random drops happen more often the more you used it, so I made him headbutt some Tangoo like enemies to boost that. The UI was very different and vertically oriented. I'm remembering other fragments of the dream before the tree-gym part, like Ness being alone and dying to a fire hydrant boss in one hit due to being tricked, the fact that the game was "Deltarune Chapter 9", and the title-drop taking place outside the gym.It is difficult to remember when these parts happened however.
Weird dream where our house was built on the side of a college building (which somewhat resembled the old building for my job), in front of the trash tank, and we had an ant problem. college people often passed by, and one day i went around the corner and someone who made a working cart out of chairs was there and i told them the cart was so cool, asked if it actually worked, the college student said it did and they had another (they were in the middle making a third). after that a flock of college people on there way home came through, and as this was also the path to my house, i tried mingling with them. interestingly, despite the previous conversations and people being generally nice, i felt it was difficult to socialize. at my house, i asked if some of the college people wanted to see arceus, who apparently lived there but was not an actual arceus but a person in a shoddy arceus suit, as evident when i opened the door. arceus then did a parlor trick where he pulled a conical hat out of a black paper bag and "seeing into someone's dreams". the "dream", as displayed in the doorframe, was an odd play about a dog dressed as a green hydra, a person dressed as an orange hydra asking another, purple hydra, if they can eat it, the purple saying "yes girlfriend". at some point we all just fazed arceus out to talk about susumu hirasawa. also i fell to the ground? was unclear when that happened but me and someone else was shouting "SEKAAAAAAI TURBINE"
Animals visited our backyard, which looked like our frontyard but longer. i thought there was a hyrax at the front but it turned out to be two pigs, one dark brown and one blonde. there was also a third animal, what i thought was a blonde piglet but was actually a calf. as the two pigs left, the forlorn calf took a moment to mill about the yard. i step outside and a black bear saunters in from the left. it seemed curious about the calf at first and slowly followed it as it panicked and left. then it slowly turned to me, and i spread my arms wide to spook it. it was startled briefly as i lock the fence with three extremely rusty locks. it began to paw and claw at the bottom-most lock as i go back inside thinking if i should scare it, throw things at it or even directly attack, as i thought the locks wouldn't hold. i hear my mother enter the house upstairs and check out the back again. somehow a fourth lock appeared and the bear is leaving stage right. my mother wants to talk about work, but i had to show her the bear outside. i move the blinds to the side and there's something black jogging from the right. it is a person in a schnauzer costume. i go outside and there's many people dressed like black animals. the schnauzer person approaches the fence, and another person drapes over a cheaply printed banner of a close up of a screaming patrick star, pale blue with an eerily human face with a nose. they're apparently looking for the bear, and i point them in the right direction, and they all leave thankful and joyous. my mother talks about a coworker of mine that apparently died and seamlessly orders a bedsheet on her phone.
I had a dream Snapcube read aloud a gay RP made between 2013-2015. It was posted on tumblr in image chunks; based on these chunks, the site's page was beige and the text was seriffed, possibly Times New Roman. The two RP-ers were one man who had an avatar of himself in real life, a Caucasian man with a goatee, playing as literally himself turned into a sphere. The other was an artist who's OC was a burly Electabuzz with bright blue stripes and pants. The ball-man typed IN ALL CAPS and was very excited to be a ball (it's hard to remember but a lot of his RP actions involved ball stuff), and the Electabuzz OC was all lowercase with a southern affect and several typos; with every post was a reactive, colored pencil drawing of the OC. The RP thread ends with a picture of the Electabuzz reaching into his equally light-blue jockstrap. Snapcube was flustered, but her chat does not react.
The dream ends with me talking with someone about what Pokemon I'd be; I admit that I was often Croconaw in PMD and that being it would give me euphoria, only to witness myself running around in euphoria, in the living room of some grandma, as a Quilladin.
I drew a neat cruise ship while walking with a crowd but suddenly we had to dodge missiles and weirdly plastic sawblades through an open corridor. Ducking was excruciatingly hard for some reason, not that I couldn't but there was no benefit, as I would curl in the air and sink slowly to the ground. The moment we got to the last point, in which the sawblades were bouncing, meaning one on the right was unavoidable, I went around the corridor and started climbing the wall. The operator of the traps got annoyed and was about to come out from the other side of the fence, but then I asked him about the potentially unavoidable bouncing blade. He said there wasn't any on that side and there would only be the left and middle blades.
Raised a baby kitten, put it into a sink where it shrank and then put it into a fish tank where it immediately grew into a salmon or a lungfish. The house was oddly large and full of shelves and books. AZ was somewhere in the halls wearing a makeshift disguise out of underwear, two people were looking for him.
I drew a neat cruise ship while walking with a crowd but suddenly we had to dodge missiles and weirdly plastic sawblades through an open corridor. Ducking was excruciatingly hard for some reason, not that I couldn't but there was no benefit, as I would curl in the air and sink slowly to the ground. The moment we got to the last point, in which the sawblades were bouncing, meaning one on the right was unavoidable, I went around the corridor and started climbing the wall. The operator of the traps got annoyed and was about to come out from the other side of the fence, but then I asked him about the potentially unavoidable bouncing blade. He said there wasn't any on that side and there would only be the left and middle blades.
I was sitting in the backseat of a car with three other people, a woman and two men, one of which was in the driver's seat, hosting an impromptu quiz challenge all about Pokemon Legends Z-A. I do not have this game and all the questions were about the DLC. Somehow I made second place, but the man next to me, who was wearing a tank top or a basketball jersey, was far ahead of everyone else. This made got on my nerves for some reason, and strangely left me with a lonely feeling, no matter how casually I tried taking the whole affair.
I cannot lie, all I remember from last night's dream was looking in the bathroom mirror, and I was quite fatter than normal. kinda missed it when i woke up
There were banana-sized slugs on a large concrete ledge, some were grey, some were red. there were also really small sea bunnies too. At one point a grey slug rose up a bit on four "legs" in either confusion or surprise. I picked two red ones up and not only were they sticking to my hands, they made my hands go very numb. I could only wait until they slithered off of my hands for the numbness to fade.
Dreamt I had bought an LED ribbon thing after floating around a library, and apparently I had a home that was two small Japanese buildings on a river connected by bridges; the front one with bed and couches and cushions, and the back with a table, a CRT, a DVD player with its own CRT screen, and a Nintendo 64; the games were in either building. While I was trying to hang up my new LED ribbon, two men were looking over to by the place, almost as if I weren't there. I give them a tour and only one of them really keeps up. At some point I witness a pancake-like flatworm in the water, seemingly covered in moss. In the back building we talk about things like the price and whatnot, and eventually the guy I was talking to goes back into the front room, snuggling into the large bed. He ponders the idea of roommates and I'm in agreement
Dreamt of a Halloween RPG Maker game where you played as Wario and go to a haunted house that Mario and Luigi were in. Accompanying Wario were Bowser and King K Rool. Bowser was scared, K Rool was making light jokes and asking question. Around the end, when Wario dug up treasure in the haunted house (this was a mechanic), he suddenly loses body parts presumably due to a spooky happening. He is reduced to a waddling head and has to dig up his arms, legs, and hands, all of which were "hidden" lined up horizontally. His "Perfect Body" (as named in the game) was in a shop and had to be bought with the accumulated treasure. This was the last item to collect, as an "ALL ITEMS COLLECTED" banner descended, held by Mario and Luigi.